It’s Time for a Parker Posey Home-Renovation Show

On a recent episode of the SmartLess podcast, Parker Posey told hosts Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, and Sean Hayes that her upstate-farmhouse renovation was expensive and endless. “My house is really crunchy granola. I am trying to renovate and get a new kitchen because there’s the insulation — you know, the pipes freeze and all that,” she said. The lifelong New Yorker admitted she was even contemplating selling it and leaving the East Coast altogether for life in Hollywood (a complete reversal from what most of the industry is currently doing). Arnett suggested Posey could offset the…